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How to Be Annoying

How to Be Annoying Sing the Batman them song over and over and over again. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.” Name your dog, “Cat” to confuse it. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down....

Famous Quotes

Famous Quotes Support the government you trust. Mark Twain – Pen name of Samuel Langhorne Clemens, American Humorist and writer Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. Gertrude Stein – American novelist, poet, playwright, and art...

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Old Jehoshaphat 40 Edom Tentmaker Great-grandson   Didier Drogba. The Miami Dolphins. Lomas Brown. Barbados. D2: The Mighty Ducks. Ken Venturi. The Minnesota-Duluth Bulldogs.   History Quiz Answers Vermont The Enlightenment the Federal Government was too...

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Life’S Official Rules

Life’s Official Rules All things are subject to fixed laws. Marcus Manilius, Astronomica, I, c 40 B.C. Natural laws have no pity. Long’s 22nd Note, from Robert A. Heinlein’s Time Enough for Love Baker’s Law – Misery no longer wants company. Nowadays it insists upon...