Support the government you trust.
Mark Twain – Pen name of Samuel Langhorne Clemens, American Humorist and writer
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
Gertrude Stein – American novelist, poet, playwright, and art collector
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
A.A. Milne – English Author (Winnie-the-Pooh)
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln – Rail splitter then attorney, then U.S. President
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Al Maguire – Head Coach, Marquette University Men’s Basketball 1977 National Champions
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
Albert Einstein – The FBI spied on him for decades.
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Albert Camus – French philosopher
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
Abraham Lincoln – 16th President of the United States of America
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Abraham Lincoln – Born in Kentucky (1809) Reared mostly in Indiana 1816-1830
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein – Theoretical physicist
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney – American television writer
At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
Ann Landers – pen name created by Chicago Sun-Times advice columnist Ruth Crowley
I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.
Arthur C. Clark – English science-fiction writer, science writer, futurist, inventor, undersea explorer, and television series host.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
Ashleigh Brilliant – author/philosopher/cartoonist
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin – Founding Father of the United States of America
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
Benny Hill – English Comedian
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
Bernard Baruch – American Financier
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
Abraham Lincoln – Lincoln’s coffin has been moved 17 times and the coffin opened 5 times.